Issues. World. Le problemas.

So. It does say. World has teh issues. World has teh biggies of teh problems. Seriously? So that makes us … world?

It does make the laughies jumping around the corners. People educates people. Right. World facing humanity. That’s more like it. Potential to rapidly escalate to those fine, severe crises? What the heck?

Sure. We’ve made those fine problems ourselves. World didn’t. Fragilities in the global economy ain’t a problem of World. World didn’t do a damn thing to the conditions seen in the 1920s either.

Sure thing. Of course the global economy will and shall bind the fate of that fancy, international community together with plenty of member nations. And it, of course, may preclude possibilities to a WWIII. Global economy are, of course, able to help rest of the World (yeah, helping World and all, rightioes …) facing new ideas, processing new and old products, and of course, sharing information. Now.

US. Standardizing. Of course World’s (poor World, facing the dirties) most powerful-bigger-the-better country of them all (guessies which country I’m talking about? First come, first serve gets a Sandwich-a-Dime …), is in poor, poor debt. Low rate for that poor dollar, housing markets facing the dirt, coming undone. Let’s hear a big yey for Buffet, Soros and Martin. Of course, Homo Sapiens likes to spend their pennies. Pennies they don’t have. And when poor World is going down on the economicas markedas, pretty people are trying to make wakies and baceys. “Hay! We’re getting poor!” Jeebus, people. Looming crises ftw. Let’s live longer, getting over and on for tree-hugging hippies and make less babies. But these babies grows up being old too (pretty much their mommas and poppas too!), what about the oh-so-promising already oh-so-strained budgets are already being scrambled to fund retirement programs, as promised? Okay, up for the choosies. Raise taxes, or cut benefits. Hah! Yeah, we sure are in the 1920s … eh? Heck, if it is that easy. Don’t spend the dimes you don’t have. Maybe Miss SpendAlot will be able to pay down her downtown taxes on her fancy apartement at upper street Manhattan. Right.

Of course, that good mixture of hydrocarbons, with various moleular weights from Mother Earth had a long, long and varied, fine role in our human history. Lookit the ancient Babylonians. Using those goodies as a great mortar building their cities. Some tribes of the native Americans used it as a form of workable medicine. Before Edison, us European used it as light in our homes. But it sure is hard to overestimate the geopolitical importance of that liquid stuff. Think Churchill and Iran. And WWII through Germany and Japan. The Cold War. And then again, we have OPEC …

It is also said and stated that petroleum has great powers (_rocket_ science and all that …). It powers about 96 % of transportation on our sweet, destroyed planet, and of course said to be the great key ingredient in plasticinas and fertilizers. And sure, cannot be overestimated. Our modern life makings would be impossible without it. But to the heck of it. When China and India is in big hunger and has a big appetite for that wonderful, pretty oil, the production sure is declining all in all in just about a few countries. We’ve all been warned of prancing peak oil. Global petroleum production will of course, like anything else, reach top levels, and begin to drop down in the low and long runs. Nothing lasts forever. Is that peak oil raining down decades away, or does it happen sooner than Lucky Luke could snip a tie? Expectations ftw. Lookit from a technological and geographic point of standing as stated above. Variables are cool that way. Determining inevitable peak in that fancy oil production and all. Occurring.

Leaving those poor waterholes alone in Africa. But what about that essential ingredient of life? It is becoming increasingly down as a scarce resource for everyone. Jeebus, leave alone that already over two billions of people lack the access for clean water, and over a billion don’t even meet their daily needs of water at all. Amount of pollution seeps into lakes and rivers. Of course our bodies and underground aquifers aren’t used to those pretty, colourful toxics. At least see the positive thoughts in it all in all. Less mouths to water or such. Oh, teh powah. How on earth is it even possible to look 51 years ahead of time and say we are about the exceed about nine billion human heads walking around this planet? Energy freezers, I say! Save up that watering bowls now. Funny thing being a monumental task of it already now. I’m sure if everyone close their eyes shut, we’d see bird and happy bunnies all over the planet. And of course, a glance of pink clouds. Maybe a rainbow made of pastels …

Will our well, beloved species be extinct by then? What about wasps? Putting the sharpies on, we do like to kill anything annoying our skin cells. So. Nature ain’t red in tooth and claw? Like saying, yes … “Hereupon, the beasts, enraged at the humbug, fell upon him tooth and claw.”

Modern science – are those pretty, little lies? Saying the norm is cooperation? Going a little high on ourselves, eh? Are we the only surviving species killing anything we see making sure of a massive extinction of other species? Are we the reason that plankton won’t be able to reproduce and by that, being able to undermining the entireness of the oceanic ecosystem? No more ocean fish? Look at it with your sunglasses on, right on the bright side, Earth weren’t meant to stay here for all this time cosmologically, and perhaps astronomically speaking.

Of course it makes the climate change rapidly. I’m pretty sick and tired of the pretty debate on global warming. Do that, and don’t do this. Greenhouse gases goes for the win with carbondioxide and methane. Extinct Mr. Cow, you are trapping heat within our pretty, eternal living Earths’ sorry atmosphere. I’m pretty surprised that our eyes opened all of a sudden out of nowhere. Jeebus, what did the Dinosaurs do for so many millions of years ago? Triassic. Paleogeography. Cretaceous. Jeebus. Things changes. They sure all of a sudden became extinct by the Cretaceous – Tertiary event. I sure hope they didn’t drive too many cars, airplanes and leaving their refrigerator door open to make themselves that much harm and sadness … and you say that World has big problems with little issues wrapped up and around.

Janey, get yourself and Polly a cracker. World incubates.